Freebees 1/16/11

• Bead wire
• Gordon Biesch french fry sample  not sure where this restaurant is
• UFC poster
• hand washing timer
• epic outfit grenade sticker - facebook
• toe ring sizing tool
• white castle coupon
• senior support vitamins  live longer! 
• reading program trial software expires after a certain time limit
• download of adventures of power soundtrack  now you can REALLY know if your kid is gay or not
• white strips sample - walmart
• Quik Chek coffee printable coupon
• Penn Station Sub have to live in the area
• Hair grow stuff  I am a bearded lady, so i am not getting this one
• Why are there so many churches DVD  alternate title "finally, the ultimate cure for insomniacs"
• Wipeout fat sample otherwise known as SPEED
• true lemon samples put a little zing in that tap water
• intrigue personal lubricant  this is what women use when they get stuck sleeping with boring men. but we can all pretend it is "personal"

Samples 1/9/2011

• Neil Med NasaDock.
• HIS Radio Window Sticker.
• Judgement Day Bumper Sticker.
• Kmart Birthday Club 
• Moozlum The Movie poster.
• Post It 
• Building Blocks Vitamins 
• Misty KissesMinty Kisses Chewing Gum.
• Online Sports Wristband.
• Free Subscription to Kikkoman K Magazine .
• Pipeline PIPELINE stickers.
• Michele Connolly 2011 Goals & Priorities Diary.
• Photography Book of Seoul From National Geographic Channel
• Regular Blend Smoothie at Keva Juice
•  Vplenish Taste-Free Vitamin Powder company
• coker cycle sticker

Freebees 1/7/2011

• The Beast Supplement
• Underjams
• Lavender exam glove
• Adventures in Parenting booklet
• Dakota Flax gold
• Achieving success with your music dvd
• Be Loved bronzer
• Ham serving guide
• Kirkland shampoo – need a Costco ID
• Hearing aid batteries – What? Ha ha
• WWF bookmark
• Quikchek Frosted Flakes
• Ningxia Red – Umm I have no idea what this is, btw
• Sephora iPhone case – Download the app, get the case
• Silicon wrist band – stocking stuffers – for next year
• Tablecloth sample – wrap it around your head and look like a Somalian pirate
• Joint medicine for horses
• Wondermat sample
• Dex 4 glucose
• Ziraxia alien stickers
• Zingvia – this is another stevia product
• Salvation bracelet – can I get an AMEN in tha house

Freebees 1/3/11

• Al & Ed 2011 calendar
• Restoring America's River's dvd
• Andre Agassi collector card
• Sun Goddess self tanner
• Pet pantry food sample - NC only
• Air pressure tire kit fill in with "air" and "up"
• jesus poster 
• yoplait cup
• organ donor pens and magnets
• green magma sample
• spot crime tracker 
• anti fart pants - and I am NOT kidding  -I am sooo getting these!
• faithful america - I'll have to wear my anti flatulence pants to their rallies 
• anxiety book - screen may freeze

Website on hiatus

Lavish Squalor is on hold as author is working through chronic pain disorder issues. In the meantime please go to

Freaky Freddies - they have some decent freebees. Check back for updates.

Well today I got some anti inflamms for nerve pain so I hope these work. The past week has been really gnarly for me. I even went to a buffet, in Texas, and wasn't psyched. Clearly, that proves that something is wrong.
 But no more bumming everyone out! Go get freebees!

• Persimmon tea
• Truck bed sample
• Vinyl shutters color samples - add to your Lady Gaga gown
• hookah tobacco
• comic books from the Federal Reserve - it's a bird! it's a plane! No it's super rip off man!
• KY intrigue - "personal lubricant"
• doggy delitz
• Salonspa pain patch
• LYME disease book
• fireplace design guide
• gestational diabetes literature
• tee shirt

Samples 12/21/2010

• Beastie Boys download
• Vindure 900 - grape seed extract
• Office max tax return copies
• national bird day poster
• octane report sticker
• excedrin (coupon)
• truck keychain
• luvena prebiotic
• jetset calendar
• ritz cracker -facebook
• ruffles - coupon/facebook
• eye exam coupon facebook
• quik check coffee - coupon facebook
• brake team oil change
• planetdog sticker
• thank the troops postcard

Freebees for Sports Fans

Samples 12/19/2010

Research library online
Leather cleaner
Elf yourself
Amazon xmas downloads
Quit smoking hotline
Alopecia booklet
I'm pumped for coal bumper sticker
Suzanne Beecher bookplate
Food pyramid poster
Fuel economy guide
Right Decision Now poster for kids
Curly hair sample

Samples 12/18/2010

"Quality Health" this popup box has been rearing its ugly head with some of our freebee links. So I went ahead and signed up. I will report back to my readers whether or not this is another jive marketing scheme or if this link really does deliver free goodies. Ok on to the freebees!

• Travel pillow - have to go into the store and this is a Facebook "like" freebee - blaaah alot of work but if you want to hoof it, you are a better person than me
• FTD bouquet - another facebooker
• Ecards
• Chevy Mex appetizer
• Lifes A Dog bumper sticker
• Dove hair care
• Denny's birthday meal
• Cold Stone creamery bday club
• Vitamins and tote bag
• Read it Forward
• Concrete Wave sticker
• Liberation poster - CA only

Samples 12/17/2010

Bad day - bad news from the dr. More meds. Chronic pain stinks. So I am glad to be back in my happy land which is also known as LAVISH SQUALOR. Now let's go get some excellent freebees - like whoooosh!

• Mighty dog nation kit
• Rachel Ray dog food
• Financial advice for women
• Trendsetter sticker
• Body lotion
• Sun vibes massage oil
• Australian pain relief gel
• Eastern Orthodox chant cd
• Pork chop recipes
• Medical ID wallet card generator
• Palmetto decal
• Fabric sewing quilting patterns
• chocolate recipes
• flying sticke
• free bag - only for contra costa residents
• baby calendar

Samples 12/16/2010

• Skoopz sweetener sample
• Blue works cleaner code is HTG
• Safety poster
• Disney customized maps
• Bus ticket
• Boeing sticker
• zinco spray - UK only
• galaxy granola
• EAS shake
• ring sizer
• Caralox antacid
• fat pill sample
• calcia 
• oxy clinical 
• ESPN print n share
• pet food - this is a walmart sample
• infant formula
• yogi tea

Samples 12/15/2010

Mercury is in retrograde until 12/30 - so DONT BUY ELECTRONICS! Unless you want them to be a pain in the neck. Well, moreso than they usually are. LOL
Ok let's go them samples!

• 2011 calendar - interstate battery
• Why Physics poster - oh because high school isn't boring enough without it
• Jim Brickman - xmas download
• Radio Flyer license - kids printable activity
• Tampons
• and more tampons
• cabot of vermont poster
• Week of stroller strides or fit4baby classes
• new testament bible
• ebook free store
• christian bracelet
• microfiber from yema
• miraculous medal

Samples 12/12/2010

• Cheese or butter
• Dry eyes brochure
• Test drive a chrome notebook
• baby food - follow the blog to get the sample
• website help
• IHop pancakes
• lacoste pink
• Gas X strips

Samples 12/11/2010

• Nerds candy
• Excedrin - this is a coupon offer - but it's such a high amount it is practically a freebee
• Gummi vitamins - this is through facebook
• Natural nibbles dog food 
• Shout color catcher
• Real Patriot sticker
• Call from Santa
• Waffle House soup
• Window screen
• Soap
• and more soap
• matrix shampoo
• Bellamora skin care
• Celebrity photo - some Star Trek lady
• Eating healthy for life ebook

Samples 12/10/2010

Well, I'm here - warm and snuggly in my little apartment and now it's time to get to work- getting those freebees out there to the world!

• Burn Prevention Kit -only available in some states but worth it.
• Soap sample
• Citrus flavor sample
• Journal
• ProBiotix
• Understanding heart disease cd 
• Flower pin
• Taster's Choice
• Stayfree thermo control
• Sun Maid raisin cookbook
• Texas travel guide - take a trip to my fair state
• Depends - on if you can hold it or not ha ha
• Last Best Chance movie
• Just Like Sugar
• Sharing life with pets book
• Teasta tea
• Lake Superior map - just in case you get lost at sea ha ha I'm just a clown today!
• Pristine skin care 
• Connect the dots game

Samples 12/9/2010

• Tom's shoes bracelet
• Amish destination guide
• Bike sticker
• Lego magazine
• Pet ornament
• Gummy vitamins
• Whey protein powder
• All free sewing - tons of goodies
• Angel crafts
• Video game download

Samples 12/8/2010

Here come the freebees!

• Java T Shirt - send info to marketing@javaboiindustries.com
• Slimfast bar - Sam's club
• Garnier dandruff shampoo
• Shabbat candle set
• Healthy Home guide
• Steak sauce
• Notepad
• Dove calming night wash
• Energy samples
• Paintball rookie pass
• Sweetener
• Waffle House soup

Samples 12/7/2010

• Call Spain for free - has to be to a landline
• NASA magazine
• Fizzies kid bath tabs
• Flix toothpicks
• Parenting kit - only in CA. call the #
• Noxzema razor
• Seattles best coffee - there's something very satisfying about making Walmart give me free stuff.
• Stayfree 
• National Geographic music download
• Art postcard
• Chemistry fridge magnet
• Pepsi
• Budgeting software
• Nelson's skin care wash

Samples 12/6/2010

Happy Monday everybody, here come the freebees!

• cappucino from Quikchek
• Dream Water - it's coupon
• Doe in heat scent pack - just in case you need reindeers for your sleigh
• Laruh salon soap
• Paul Anderson poster
• Land O Lakes holiday brochure
• Emergen C Blue sample
• Sun crystals sweetener
• Reptile pet food samples
• Chik Fil A chicken biscuit
• Free resources for Americans
• Bone health planner
• Drinkable vitamins

Samples 12/5/2010

• Olay rebate coupon - ok not free, but since Olay creams are pricey I am throwing this one in.
• Dress up games - good for kids that won't shut up when you have xmas at your house
• Guestbook - free to add to your website
• Photo magnets
• kleenex
• Ontario travel guide
• blog software
• comics - just a funny website when you need office funnies to send around
• signature scent lotion
• lacoste perfume
• prilosec
• Genesis juice - Washington or Oregon only
• Horse food
• Versace scent - UK readers only, luckeeeee
• Flower stock photos
• Generic drug manual